A proud new dad sits down to have a drink with his father
"Well son, now that you’ve got a kid of your own, I think it’s time to give you this"
"Dad, you don’t mean-"
"Yes son, I do" *Dad pulls out copy of 1001 Dad Jokes, 5th Edition*
"Dad… I’m honoured…", he says, tears sparkling in his eyes.
"Hi honoured", replies his father. "I’m dad".
Some lady at work just said that “obamacare is going to affect everyone in the whole world”
Leslie Feinberg (via artoftransliness)
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU.
Get your anti choice, slut shaming, racist, male privileged, republican ass out of here. Never fucking call yourself a feminist you piece of fucking human garbage.
I do not care if you are my mortal enemy, if you ask me to do a period check on your behind to make sure your pants are still good i got your back dude
have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating
Feminist tip 101:
If you are going to call yourself a feminist, you should probably stop saying things like “I’m not like other girls” and talking about how “sad” it is that women are promiscuous. This is like entry level stuff here, c’mon.